randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via lightandbones)
This Simpsons called it years ago.
"I’m sorry. Was that embarrassing?"